this is a placeholder page for any MD questions for susan’s dad. he specializes in the obscure and bizarre so we try to challenge him with the oddest questions we can imagine.  Oh and he’s also a doctor.

11 Responses to “questions for dr. b”

  1. Jim Says:

    The moon landing — real or completely contrived? How is it possible that we couldn’t get reliable television signals (remember the rabbit ears) in 1969, but the moon landing came in clear as day?

    1. Dr. B Says:

      Is this a medical question? If so it must refer to either your eyesight or the configuration of your ears. Please clarify.

      1. Jim Says:

        Do MD’s diagnoze paranoia? Or do they refer patients to the right doctors?

  2. Susan Says:

    What’s the deal with toenails? Why do we have them? Why not just toes without toe nails?

    1. Dr. B Says:

      Toenails are the residual of primative claws. As man has evolved our toenail have gotten broader and thinner and our toe hair has become less dense. This is true for most, but not all, modern Man.

  3. lem0ncake Says:

    plaque in your teeth – why is it always a milky white color. what makes it that color even if what you’re eating is all different colors?

    1. Dr. B Says:

      Have you checked the BACK of your teeth. You might be surprised at what you moigt find

  4. Susan Says:

    Dad, you’re not supposed to answer the questions NOW. We are just collecting them now in one place. We will call you at random time throughout Lisa’s recovery for your answers.

    You truly are the best dad in the world!
    Love,
    Susan

  5. lem0ncake Says:

    why is it that the “sting” of wasabi feels like it’s invading your brain. i mean literally i feel it in my cranium. or is that just me?

  6. Susan Says:

    If a dog gets cancer (God forbid) and is treated with chemo, will he/she lose all his/her hair?

  7. lem0ncake Says:

    how do coma patients poop?

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